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The 32 Absolute Worst Parts about Being Tall

by richard 8. March 2014 16:22

The team here at www.tallsingles.co.uk enjoy a good laugh and we know our members do as well.  Here is a lighthearted look at some of the worst things about being tall.  But remember, no hug is as good as a tall hug!  That’s why it’s important to log on now for free and make another tall persons day extra special.  Anyway, here is the list…. If you think we have missed any let us know by emailing enquiry@tallsingles.co.uk.  We will be sure to add them to the list!

1. Every hug is awkward.

2. “I need someone tall to grab something!”

3. Low ceilings.

4. Cold feet as they hang off the end of the bed.

5. Nobody wants to sit behind you at a show.

6. You don’t fit in foreign cars, unless you have your head out the sun roof!

7. People think it’s socially acceptable to jump on your back without asking.

8. Everyone expects you to be good at sports (but you’re not).

9. You’ve never actually seen your face in a mirror before.

10. Long legs means naturally outpacing anyone you walk with.

11. The deep end of the pool is only waist height!

12. Long sleeves are never long enough.

13. And trousers are like shorts.

14. People ALWAYS insist you’ve grown since you last saw them.

15. One size fits all never fits.

16. Everyone asks how tall you are.

17. You haven’t been able to relax in a bathtub since you were 10.

18. Airplane seats are knee destroyers.

19. Your knees don’t fit under your desk.

20. Everyone uses you as a beacon in crowds.

21. Getting called “Jolly Green Giant” when you wear green.

22. You can never hear people at parties.

23. You’re always picked to be the goalie.

24. You always have to stand in the back of group pictures.

25. Or awkwardly crouch to get in frame.

26. “What’s the weather like up there?”

27. Public transportation wasn’t built for you.

28. You can’t swing on swings.

29. People use you for shade or to block wind.

30. Your legs are always in the way on trains, buses, and airplanes.

31. It’s always unnerving to meet people who are taller.


32. The points of open umbrellas are always right at eye level.


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